I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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