508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
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My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
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Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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