I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
pray to the hookup gods
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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