Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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