I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
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Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
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Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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