Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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