I don't think brook has ever known best
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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