I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
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This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
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Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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