OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
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just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
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in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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