I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I just googled if crying burns calories
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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