i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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