so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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