sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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