Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(313): View more from Michigan

Im at strip club and am horny

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(305): View more from Florida

He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.

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(613): View more from Ontario

i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is

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(631): View more from New York

I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?

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(216): View more from Ohio

We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber

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(901): View more from Tennessee

I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"

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(203): View more from Connecticut

There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.

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(989): View more from Michigan

Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.

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(586): View more from Michigan

Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.

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