I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
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At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
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Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude