Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
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He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
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Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.