Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(818): View more from California

I hate you but I'm not in hate with you

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(224): View more from Illinois

Awesome. Ask her out.

(815): View more from Illinois

Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.

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(513): View more from Ohio

Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.

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(410): View more from Maryland

what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?

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(775): View more from Nevada

At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"

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(843): View more from South Carolina

I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.

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(518): View more from New York

I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter

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(703): View more from Virginia

All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude

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