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• (540): View more from Virginia

  Me. At least after what I've been through.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.

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  Here’s Everything Coming To Netflix This July

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  So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth

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• (207): View more from Maine

  He violated my cat. I was not impressed.

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock

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• (510): View more from California

  i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life

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• (631): View more from New York

  This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet

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