Me. At least after what I've been through.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
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So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
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My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet