the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Have you finally orgasmed yet?
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors