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• (443): View more from Maryland

  Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.

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  Stay Away From These 29 Online Dating Red Flags

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...

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• (713): View more from Texas

  I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety

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• (909): View more from California

  I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.

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• (323): View more from California

  Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not

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  Stop it right now

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  This time face forward

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  21 Rideshare Drivers Had to Drive These NSFW Passengers

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer

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• (252): View more from North Carolina

  Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0

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• (713): View more from Texas

  haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old

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• (903): View more from Texas

  is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.

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