i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
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Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
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Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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