shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
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the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
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All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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