True but thats because hes a fetus.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
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I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
We talked him into tasing himself.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
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Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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