I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
Randomize
