it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
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He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
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