Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
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Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
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So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
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