Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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