i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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