That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Randomize
