When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
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We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
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wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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