talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
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Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
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I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
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