i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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