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• (310): View more from California

  Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.

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  Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.

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• (253): View more from Washington

  My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?

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• (530): View more from California

  You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.

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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink

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• (252): View more from North Carolina

  OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.

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• (510): View more from California

  in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.

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  he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!

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• (206): View more from Washington

  We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.

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• (251): View more from Alabama

  Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest

  (937): View more from Ohio

  That happened during battle shots lol

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.

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