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• (818): View more from California

  Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry

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• (347): View more from New York

  You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.

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• (229): View more from Georgia

  dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.

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• (559): View more from California

  she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends

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• (406): View more from Montana

  All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.

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• (650): View more from California

  The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK

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• (619): View more from California

  i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.

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• (858): View more from California

  It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.

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