there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
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