you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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