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I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
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You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
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I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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