She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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