Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
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I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
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Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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