He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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