oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
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We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
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Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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