called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like