about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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