i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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