when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Randomize
