So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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