Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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