we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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