i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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