Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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