If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
Randomize
