What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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