I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
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youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
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Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
BRING THE BAGELS
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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