I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
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omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
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Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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