the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
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Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
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I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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