R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
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It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
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Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
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