Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
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