So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
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