youre lurking in front of me
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
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