i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
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I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
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We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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