and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
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I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
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Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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