I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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